Breaking news: Kenyan University Launches Degree in Witchcraft
The University of Machakos has announced the launch of a unique degree program in Witchcraft, becoming the second institution in the world to offer such a course.
The Vice-Chancellor said that the course aims to preserve and promote the indigenous knowledge and culture of the Machakos County, where witchcraft is widely practiced and respected. He added that the course has already attracted many students who are interested in learning the skills and secrets of witchcraft.
The four-year program, which will start in April 2021, will be offered by the School of Humanities and Social Sciences, pending approval by the University Education Board. The course will cover various aspects of witchcraft, such as history, theory, practice, ethics, and law. The course will also feature lecturers from other countries where witchcraft is prevalent, such as Zanzibar, Haiti, and Mexico. The students will have to undergo two attachments with experienced witches in the Eastern African region, and develop their own private practice after graduation.
The course has received mixed reactions from the public, with some dismissing it as a joke and others applauding it as a bold and innovative move. The Higher Education Loans Board has also expressed its support for the course, stating that the graduates will not have to repay their loans due to their immense powers.
